stars-bean:

“Got yourself a headache?”
“No, I was just thinking.”
“Is that so? What about?”
“I… Oh bother, you made me forget.”

angelrom:

I’m that kind of person who keeps letters and birthday cards, tickets from trains, concerts, parks and museums.

hexglyphs:

fuck yeah im an INFLUENCER!!! my content is clownery, i promote stupidity and im sponsored by the circus

peepuddle:

u think i really give a fuck ? i can’t even read

bob-belcher:

claraschinman:

my fbi agent watching my deadlines get closer

incorrectqueereye:

Bobby: Here’s a list of suspects I’ve put together.

Karamo: Bobby, your name is on this list.

Bobby: I don’t remember where I was last Friday night, Karamo. Therefore, I have no alibi. I’ve been tailing myself for the past three days.

nowyourdaisies:

Taylor Swift albums + patterns

knightscrest:

man it must suck being a banker. i bet it gets pretty loanly

boom crack the sound of my back

sophisticantsophia:

slavery:

GINGER ALE BE HITTING ALWAYS I COULD BE DYING OF EVERY POSSIBLE DISEASE AND BE BLEEDING OUT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND TAKE A SIP OF Canada Dry AND BE LIKE ….. DAMN THAT HITS 

The fact that Canada Dry is NOT in caps like the rest of this ENTIRE post has me in tearssss